Apples to Apples

A game where you match nouns to adjectives dull you say? Well that is where you are wrong. Apples to Apples is possibly the most addicting and fun game ever. If played right this game will induce side splitting laughter. Here are some rules and tips for maximum fun while playing.
1. Make sure the people you are playing with are fun. If there are any dull people in your circle get rid of them at any cost.
2. ALWAYS match crunchy or chunky with something relating to the police. I don't know where that rule came from but it's a good one.
3. Don't try to convince the judge to pick your card. That is just annoying. If you can't win without doing this why even bother playing.
You don't have to do any of this but I happen to be a seasoned Apples to Apples veteran so I know what I'm talking about. Another fun thing about Apples to Apples, other than the entire game just being fun, is that there are several different versions. You can get the party crate (as see above), several expansion packs, a Yiddish edition, Jewish edition, Bible edition, Junior., and Junior 9+. For a bit more scandal in your games you can use this template to create your own cards. You really could make them anything you want but I find that this game could always use more scandal. The picture above demonstrates some appropriate matches including the most memorable from a recent game during band class; Delicious Choir Boys. Naturally it won the round because really, can you think of something more delicious than choir boys? If you haven't played this game yet, you must play it as soon as possible because your life will never be the same. Trust me.

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